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3/23/2005

Pat O'Brien's Dirty Voice Mail Messages

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Looks like the Insider has been spending a little too much time inside the liquor store.

Things just keep getting worse for Pat O'Brien. On Sunday he issued this statement to the Associated Press and checked into rehab:

"I have had a problem with alcohol. I have decided to take action by checking myself into an intensive recovery program. Overcoming this problem is a top priority in my life, and I am excited to return to work as soon as I am able."

Everyone was wondering what prompted O'Brien to do this until this morning. A string of dirty voicemails where O'Brien expresses his desires for cocaine, hookers, and wild sex have been leaked all over the internet. It's clearly his distintive voice in the voice mails and his reps do not deny that O'Brien made the calls.

Maybe it's time O'Brien got things under control. Here's a list of lessons learned for old Patty O.

LESSONS LEARNED BY PAT O'BRIEN

Before leaving Access Hollywood in summer 2004, O'Brien sent out a drunken email critiquing his co-hosts including Nancy O'Dell. The email was promptly followed by a public apology and an admission of a drinking problem.

Lesson #1 for Pat O'Brien: If you write an email while intoxicated, sober up before hitting the send button.

After leaving Access Hollywood, O'Brien got his own entertainment gossip show called the Insider. At first it looked like O'Brien got his drinking under control. However, he apparently decided to get drunk, do a few lines of cocaine and leave a string of dirty voice-mail messages all over the place.

Lesson #2 for Pat O'Brien: If you are "horny" and doing illegal drugs, don't call everyone in your address book and tell them. You are a celebrity damn it! Especially don't leave voice mail evidence that can be recorded and leaked all over the internet.

If you would like to hear the Pat O'Brien voice mails, you can download them here from Screenhead.com.

Or watch the video clip below (Warning: R rated adult content):

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I actually new Pat had those issues from seeing him backstage in action at the olympics!!

[*] posted by Anonymous : March 23, 2005 4:32 PM

I never knew Mr. Pat was so kinky. He seems so nice and innocent on air, but he has a mouth like a dirty little sailor.

LOL

[*] posted by Anonymous : March 24, 2005 7:40 PM

i am so turned on now from Pat's VMs that i want to bang him

[*] posted by pole slurper : March 24, 2005 8:27 PM

who is betsy?

[*] posted by Anonymous : March 25, 2005 12:24 PM

Wow...that is hot! I know what "has gotten into him" and it's called LUST! Partytime-
Let's get crazy "hookers and coke" What an animal!

[*] posted by Anonymous : March 25, 2005 4:53 PM

There's nothing that says "I've been overserved" quite like repeated, incoherent requests for a restroom tryst...ahh- young love in the spring.....

[*] posted by Anonymous : March 25, 2005 5:59 PM

I think Betsy is his dog, or maybe his sheep. Shepherd Pat!!

[*] posted by Anonymous : March 26, 2005 9:26 AM

Pat O`Brien you are very very bad boy at least B.Clinton did not leave voice mails not good pat.

[*] posted by Anonymous : March 26, 2005 9:44 AM

Dang that's F U N N Y !!
it was the worst dirty talk i've ever heard.. i guess he is "New to this" All i know is that i can't wait for the Pat Obrian sex tape to come out, i wonder if Paris Hilton will be on it???

[*] posted by Curtis : March 31, 2005 7:05 PM

If this idiot ever comes on TV ever again, I'll personally cancell him.

[*] posted by Dave Stinger : April 16, 2005 8:13 PM

Hey Pat, let's get crazy -- depcapiatate some Indians, piss on Betsy (who's so fuggin hot), and just go crazy. I don't do usually this, but let's do the Dirty Sanchez and the Arabian goggles, not that I do this. Where can we get some hookers and coke? Maybe call Frank Gifford. Billy Packer and Tommy Heinsohn like it, too, I bet.

[*] posted by L. Comus Villere, IV : April 17, 2005 2:04 AM

poor betsy, who the hell is this girl he was talking too? He's damn near 60 yrs old for goodness sake!

[*] posted by Anonymous : April 21, 2005 11:44 PM

The knee jerk reaction of everyone else (thus far) is sad. The flip comments come from, I'm sure, those who have never struggled with a substance abuse problem (and the attendant behavioral abnormalities) or been in any real position of responsibility or exposure.
It's easy to poke fun. It's also ignorant and dumb.

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 02, 2005 7:11 AM

Marv Albert, Frank Gifford, Pat OBrien ... what is it with these 50+ year old ex-sports announcers and their perversions?

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 04, 2005 2:12 AM

Oh My God, hes so fuggin hot! I wanna be betsy and do the twist, with coke and hookers. That'd be crazy.

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 04, 2005 5:44 AM

Sex, drugs....where's the rock & roll?!? Looser.

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 04, 2005 5:05 PM

"It's easy to poke fun. It's also ignorant and dumb"

I'm from CA, a long term abuser of booze and seen my fair share of coke-fiends. And never done anything like that. No, Pat O'Briens problem is the same problem that led the wonderfull guy to abuse drugs and alchohol in the first place: he's an @sshole.

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 04, 2005 5:10 PM

what a jerk

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 04, 2005 6:09 PM

Who amonst us can cast a stone? I wish him well. God bless him and help him...

[*] posted by anonymous : May 04, 2005 8:52 PM

so what we all have secrets no one
knows about, don't be so judgemental
you will never know when your's may come to the light

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 04, 2005 9:02 PM

This is so fuggin funny.

I think he should have his own reality show. Call it "fuggin pat tonight."...

[*] posted by Kraziquban : May 04, 2005 9:03 PM

we all hurt, and all do hurtful things to ourselves and to others... God help us all... God help him.

[*] posted by anonymous : May 04, 2005 11:11 PM

Bummer for Pat. Thats definitely the Coke talking, been there and done that and its not pretty looking back at it all. Sucks everybody is judging him as though they are above human sin themselves. My best to Pat. I must say that those tapes are killer though, not kinky or sick just the kind of stuff that most men have said to their female partners at some point in there lives. HEHE.

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 05, 2005 12:11 AM

Please ....
Give me a break we all say this stuff in every bedroom in america ... maybe we all aint as kinky but every dude ..has the same thoughts ...and so do most chicks ...we just don;t have the guts to say it and we are not stupid enough to to leave it where it will be copied and aired on the net ....and if you need an example just look at the porn movie chicks 3 - 4 dudes in gang bang scenes not to many 2 chicks and 1 dude or more... we all can be kinky if we let it go ... I forgive you Pat !!!!

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 05, 2005 1:26 AM

What a poor schmuck

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 05, 2005 4:37 AM

Pat. Put down the phone. Drunk dialing is never good, no matter how fuggin' hot she is. See, people? This is what comes from unlimited nights and weekends.

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 05, 2005 2:19 PM

What is a "LOOSER"? Pat, if Marv can get back on TV, I'm sure you can. Hey, Whoopie quit Hollywood Squares, maybe you can get the middle square.

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 06, 2005 2:20 AM

Hey Pat!!get that straw outta your nose, hang up the phone. and call me ...we should party sometime...LMAO

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 06, 2005 4:51 PM

put him on rubberfaces.com and STRETCH that nose!

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 06, 2005 10:21 PM

bend over pat, and take it like a man...ohhh ahhh!

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 08, 2005 4:10 PM

OOOOOOOOHHH MY GOD !!!!! HE IS SUCH A LooSeR

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 11, 2005 4:24 PM

Ya know, this whole episode would make a great (short, dumb, animated) movie.

Hey, wait a minute. . . .

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 15, 2005 1:48 AM

WTF!!!!

This is disgusting. I'll bet he's also a CHILD MOLESTOR!!. For all we know, he's calling a teenage girl (or boy). What a friggin pervert!!!

AND YES WE CAN JUDGE HIM IF WE WANT TO, ITS FREE SPEECH!!!

ps. pat is a big loser!!

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 16, 2005 4:51 AM

This is a set-up, how many times did he say "Wink at me if you want to" "or give me a signal"? They were in the same room when the messages were left. No-one is that dumb, not even drunk and on coke.

He is guilty of being horny!

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 16, 2005 5:42 PM

One thing is for sure...THAT WAS SOME GOOD COKE....That was celebrity style stuff...I wish I could could get my hands on some stuff like that.

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 17, 2005 10:50 AM

This guy is retarded. Only in America can a freak like this still have a job on national tv.

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 19, 2005 12:23 AM

Did anyone else catch the comment, "the kids can watch"? I don't feel sorry for this dickweed for a second. He makes his living by roasting others for far lesser offenses. Finally, I really didn't hear him slurring his words at all on those tapes...blaming his behavoir on the bottle is pretty lame in my book.

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 21, 2005 6:20 PM

You are so fuggin hot! I wanna go fuggin crazy with you. I wanna beat off in your face! Lets get some hookers and coke.

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 22, 2005 4:59 AM

That shit is great! I'm going to work out my biceps to that erotic prose. I love dirty talk.

[*] posted by Laces Out : May 22, 2005 7:23 PM

Absolutely the wierdest part of this wierd event is the comments 'the kids can watch'. This dude is sick. And a pompous windbag.

[*] posted by Anonymous : June 08, 2005 2:08 PM

Some of those messages made me so horny! Pat, you can leave a message for me anytime! ;x

[*] posted by Anonymous : June 30, 2005 10:05 PM

Pat- with all that coke in you you forgot to mention all the ass toys. Shame on you Pat.

[*] posted by nicole v : July 21, 2005 6:14 PM

wtf? ur all like a bunch of blondes! Do u know what the difference between a blonde and a mosquito is? wen u slap the mosquito it stops sucking!
another thing! how do u know a blonde is having a bad day? her tampons on her ear an she cant find her pencil! bunch of mofos ur all whack!

[*] posted by Anonymous : July 31, 2005 2:19 AM

Pat I want u, ur my man! I'd do u any day and every day of the year if i could call my number: 1-800-iwantunowsobadly. Seriously i find u so attractive.

[*] posted by Anonymous : July 31, 2005 2:22 AM

Enjoyable comments all around. I'll listen again for the remark involving 'the kids'; I've made the mistake of calling drunk in the past (nothing like this), but a remark like that truly says something disturbing.

For those who 'forgave him', blow me. The guy should be shunned.

A comment was made by someone who didn't think he sounded drunk--he was repeating himself and calling every 10-15 minutes. The guy was wasted and on autopilot.

[*] posted by mikeatpurdue : October 10, 2005 9:48 PM

Booze...Coke...Betsy? Why does everyone hate the player? I wonder if he's ever tried X. Maybe I can hook him up.

[*] posted by Anonymous : January 05, 2006 1:17 AM

pat pat pat... tisk tisk..

[*] posted by Anonymous : January 10, 2006 11:32 AM

THAT WAS AWESOME!
What a wanker.
How is he still on T.V.?

[*] posted by Anonymous : February 05, 2006 10:46 PM

i thought he was gay?

[*] posted by Anonymous : July 12, 2006 8:01 PM

Hey Pat,
Let's not forget Iditarod 84 in Alaska. What a party

[*] posted by Anonymous : November 05, 2006 5:12 AM

i think the real beauty of this whole story isnt just the, haha a celeb got got with coke and left messeges. the real jewel is that in a way he absolutely got what was coming to him. how great it is that the man who has made millions for himself, and then obviously self-indulging, by ruining the reputations of movie stars by airing their dirty laundry out for a buck gets nailed by this sort of grand daddy humiliation.

my god, there is actually justice in this universe.

[*] posted by Anonymous : February 02, 2007 3:56 PM

This made me so hot. That's a real man who's not afraid to let a woman know how he feels. Pat, call me and i'll keep your secrets.

[*] posted by Anonymous : May 19, 2008 10:58 AM

i just saw this o i love the new millenium yesterday
this is halarious

[*] posted by Anonymous : June 26, 2008 8:29 PM

lmao

[*] posted by Anonymous : June 29, 2008 8:28 PM

This guy is a real pervert what did he mean when he said the kids can watch what is up with that?? and who in the heck is betsy? I hope he gets help i mean lets face it though we all have a kinky side to us so let's not judge him for that i just did not like the commemt about the kids!!

[*] posted by Anonymous : July 16, 2008 4:59 AM

ya think if he'd a been a bit more romantic about it she'd of agreed, lol!! he's a big f'ing dick..

[*] posted by Anonymous : July 22, 2008 4:38 PM