7/13/2006
National Semiconductor Wants iPods Back
National Semiconductor received a lot of press last month for announcing plans to give every employee a 30-gig video iPod. About 8,500 people currently work at National Semiconductor. The iPods were a nice way to say thank you to their employees for helping give the company their "best fiscal year" of all time.Well, I hope National Semiconductor enjoyed all that positive press while it lasted. It just went sour.
After giving all 8,500 employees iPods, the company then laid off 35 people from their Arlington plant and demanded they give their iPods back. National Semiconductor claims that the iPods were just loaners.
First you get fired. Then you have to give back the iPod. How's that for a bad day? Kind of reminds me of the movie Office Space when Milton got moved to the basement and Bill wouldn't let him take his red stapler.Bill Lumbergh: Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
Milton Waddams: Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...
Anyway, National Semiconductor didn't give a reason for firing the 35 employees at their Arlington plant. Maybe they needed a way to pay for those 8,500 iPods? The 30GB video iPod normally retails for about $300.
So 8,500 x $300 = $2,550,000... Oops. I forgot to subtract 35 from 8,500 first. Let's hope someone (like Milton) doesn't set the Arlington plant on fire.
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Recently I bought an iPod from Ebay. Was it a National Semiconductor iPod? Anyway.... Ah, Ebay, how we love you so, with your super cheap prices that simply skyrocket until, at the end of the auction, when the euphoria of winning wears off, you sit staring at the screen saying "I paid how much? 300 dollars? for an IPOD?!" and commence drooling as all neural function halts.
This is how I was introduced to my iPod, while writing a check to paypal to the tune of 300 clams. Ah well, such is the price of being on the cutting edge, I suppose. But of course, the iPod no longer is cutting edge, is it? I assume, Steve Jobs will replace in five or six months with a product which he entitles the "iPod Brainwave", a device so tiny that it can be implanted into the brain via a long and costly (what about iPods ISN'T costly?) surgical procdure, and nobody will ever have need of headphones again. This will sound amazingly wonderful and futuristic, until of course the battery runs out of charge, which, given the iPod, will eventually happen. However, people will simply pay for another long procedure, with the iPod Brainwave being reoved and replaced, all for a nominal fee. The public, though, will gobble this up, for we are consumers and our motto is "moo."
This is how I was introduced to my iPod, while writing a check to paypal to the tune of 300 clams. Ah well, such is the price of being on the cutting edge, I suppose. But of course, the iPod no longer is cutting edge, is it? I assume, Steve Jobs will replace in five or six months with a product which he entitles the "iPod Brainwave", a device so tiny that it can be implanted into the brain via a long and costly (what about iPods ISN'T costly?) surgical procdure, and nobody will ever have need of headphones again. This will sound amazingly wonderful and futuristic, until of course the battery runs out of charge, which, given the iPod, will eventually happen. However, people will simply pay for another long procedure, with the iPod Brainwave being reoved and replaced, all for a nominal fee. The public, though, will gobble this up, for we are consumers and our motto is "moo."
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