5/11/2007
Paris Hilton Says She Is Too Beautiful For Jail
Terrified that her 45-day prison sentence for drunk driving will plunge her into a world of daily beatings, group showers and a total absence of anything that's even vaguely "hot," Paris Hilton is doing all she can to get out of jail before she even goes in.So what does Paris have up her sleeve? What is she doing to stay out of the Century Regional Detention Facility?
- Expensive legal advice from a team of the world's most expensive lawyers? Nope.
- Displaying genuine remorse for her crime in order to show the appeals court that she's learnt her lesson? Are you kidding?
- A half-baked MySpace petition? Bingo!
The 'Save Paris Hilton from Jail MySpace Petition', calls on California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to terminate her jail sentence because she "provides beauty and excitement" to everyone's lives. This is what the petition says:"Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives… We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong… This petition is to ask Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton for her mistake. Please allow her to her return to her career and life."If you are interested, you can sign the 'Save Paris Hilton from Jail MySpace Petition' here.
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A sentence of 45-days for DUI is a slip on the wrist. I know of people who have received year-long sentences in the county jail and others who have received multi-year sentences in the state penetentiary for the same offense. Paris Hilton is lucky she got off as easy as she did.
Is this a joke?
She should have to do the time since she did the crime, just like any other American. Frankly speaking, she's getting off easy, again...unlike most Americans.
She should have to do the time since she did the crime, just like any other American. Frankly speaking, she's getting off easy, again...unlike most Americans.
there is a jail paris hilton petition, I read last night it had 4000 more signatures than the 'free paris' petition.
she needs to be shot, plain and simple. She's not worthy of breathing our air and using up our precious limited resources. She spreads ignorance and "dumbassness" where ever she goes. Please someone, do us a favor and end our agony and embarrasment.
~Artemis
~Artemis
[*] posted by 
: May 17, 2007 1:21 PM
: May 17, 2007 1:21 PM
Actually, once you click "sign petition" and are taken to the donation page, the donation is optional. Your signature is already recorded.
Beautiful and exciting is a real streach for her..She looks like ET in the movies. He was kinda cute, tho...
[*] posted by : May 22, 2007 6:37 PM
: May 22, 2007 6:37 PM
Is this 'Paris'ite ever going to go away??? If I needed her to bring beauty and excitment into my life, i'd shoot myself as she clearly is none of the above, tacky, cheap and tasteless are just a few words that come to mind!!!!
[*] posted by : June 14, 2007 8:10 PM
: June 14, 2007 8:10 PMPost a Comment
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