01.

Can bacon help fight cavities? You know it! This bacon flavored 2.5 oz (70 g) tube might taste like bacon, but it’s actually toothpaste. Brushing before bed was never this much fun.

Amy Says: “In all honesty, brushing with bacon-flavored toothpaste before bedtime would just make me hungry and head to the kitchen to make bacon. I would probably only use this in the morning.”

02.

Bacon Socks

These bacon socks have a bold red leg and foot, white toe and heel, and BACON spelled in big, white block letters down each calf. It’s a strong color combo that shows your love for the tastiest meat treat on the planet. These unisex socks are designed to fit a variety of leg shapes for men and women shoe sizes 6-12.

Amy Says: “I know what I’m asking Hanukkah Harry for this year.”

03.

Sink your teeth into these “I Love Bacon Sports Briefs” with a crispy bacon strip waistband.

Amy Says: “Ahem. No comment.”

04.

The most mouth-watering meatcentric board game ever created. Join Mr. Bacon in his mouthwatering journey to the frying pan! Comes with alternate rules that turn the game into a gluttonous meat feast. Ages 8+.

Amy Says: “My son totally wants this.”

05.

Bacon has the power to make everything better, even flesh wounds. Each tin container is full of 25 bandages and contains a bonus trinket.

Amy Says: “I actually already have these. The main problem is that I don’t want to use them up.”

06.

These candy canes might look like regular peppermint flavored candy canes, but they have a secret ingredient… bacon!Amy Says: “Don’t use these to decorate your Christmas tree, because I’ll just steal them.”

07.

My First Bacon Plush Toy

The “My First Bacon” plush toy will delight the little ones in your life. Even if they’re not on solid foods yet, your progeny shouldn’t be deprived of the joys of bacon. Soft and snuggly with big giant eyes, My First Bacon™ says, “I’m Bacon!” when you squeeze him. Requires 3 x AA Batteries. Dimensions: 19″ tall by 7″ wide.

Amy Says: “When this changed from ThinkGeek’s April Fools joke to reality, I knew it was just a matter of time before I bought one. It’s on my TG wishlist this year.”

08.

Wish you could fill your house or car with the smell of bacon at all times? The Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore’s day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Put another on in your car and you’ll be pulling over at every diner and burger joint on the way to your destination.

Amy Says: “My main problem with this is that I’d probably start drooling while driving. Have you ever seen me drool while drive? It’s not pretty.”

09.

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks & Dispenser

Savory bacon flavor in toothpick form. Can you think or a better tool to use to pick bacon meat out of your teeth? Comes with 80 toothpicks.

Amy Says: “Pfft. Must-have.”

10.

Bacon Lollipop

Bacon lollipops, they’re swirly and sweet and taste like cured meat! A must have for the pork aficionado in your life. This 4″ (10.2 cm) wide, bacon-flavored lollipop goes great with scrambled eggs and hash browns!

Amy Says: “Candy: It’s what’s for breakfast.”

11.

Bacon Wallet

Can you think of a better conversation piece than a bacon wallet?! Keep all your money and credit cards organized and secure in this bacon print wallet.

Amy Says: “I haven’t bought one yet primarily because it would just make me hungry every time I bought something.”

12.

Mr. Bacon Action Figure

Bacon is always a hero at mealtime, but what about the rest of the day? This soft vinyl, bendable Mr. Bacon action figure allows kids to take the heroic powers of bacon with them everywhere they go.

Amy Says: “Mr. Bacon can totally take down Monsieur Tofu.”

13.

Bacon Tuxedo Gift Box

The Bacon Tuxedo Sucker Gift Box is the perfect prank for any occasion! Just put your real gift in the box, then sit back and watch as your victim feigns enthusiasm and offers an awkward “thank you” before finding their real gift inside.

Amy Says: “Wait! This isn’t real? You just broke my heart.”

14.

Bacon Flavored Dental Floss

Do you love the taste of bacon in the morning? This bacon flavored dental floss is just the thing for you! The dentist recommends flossing everyday and what better way to do that than with this yummy bacon floss. It effectively removes plaque while leaving your mouth bacon fresh.

Amy Says: “I’m reusing my answer from #1: In all honesty, using bacon-flavored floss before bedtime would just make me hungry and head to the kitchen to make bacon. I would probably only use this in the morning.”

15.

Bacon Hot Sauce

Bacon makes everything better, even hot sauce. The recipe for Bacon Hot Sauce has gone through many iterations and was developed in collaboration with a leading food scientist. Perfect for people who love both bacon and hot sauce.

Amy Says: “Delish! Burn baby burn. Your mouth is a bacon inferno.”

16.

Bacon Soap

After handling and cooking bacon in your kitchen, what should you wash your hands with? Bacon soap silly.

Amy Says: “I can’t ever use this before having my vegan friends over for dinner. (Yes, the Bacon Queen has many vegan friends. Go figure.)”

17.

Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar

The Vosges Haut-Chocolat company’s mission is to create a luxury chocolate experience rooted in a sensory journey of the obscure. To ensure this, Owner/Chocolatier, Katrina Markoff, personally chooses every spice, flower and chocolate that is flown into their Chicago kitchen. The newest flavor from Vosges, the Mo’s Chocolate and Bacon Candy Bar, combines smoky bacon and sweet milk chocolate. Bacon was always the candy of meat. Now it’s officially a dessert.

Amy Says: “The salty/sweet combo is vastly underrated in society today. Nom.”

18.

Bacon Mints

Freshen up with the taste of bacon and kiss someone you love. Each tin contains up to 100 bacon flavored mints.

Amy Says: “Don’t leave home without them.”

19.

Bacon Playing Cards

This pack of playing cards will surely make an impression and probably make your tummy growl a bit. It features 52 different images of everyone’s favorite meat, Bacon.

Amy Says: “Deal me in. I’ll never use other playing cards again.”

20.

Bacon Lip Balm

Love bacon but hate chapped lips? Sounds like you need a tube of Bacon Lip Balm. This zero calorie bacon treat will help keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Do not eat your lips. Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not really bacon. They are still just your lips.

Amy Says: “How do you think I hooked my hubby?”