What does "POS" mean? How about "SorG"? Don't know? LOL. If you're a parent, you might want to find out what kids are saying to each other online.

Think I'm overreacting? Well, ROTFL TAFN NRN L8R!

AAB – Abort at birth
AFAIK - As far as I know
AFK - Away from keyboard / Anyone feeling kinky? / Anyone For F***?
AITR – Adult in the room

AKA - Also know as
ASAP - As soon as possible
ASL – Age, sex, location/ Anal sex lovers
A/S/L - Same as ASL

B4 - Before
BAK - Back at keyboard
BARF – Big assed round female
BBL - Be Back Later/Big breasted lady
BBS - Be Back Soon/Big bald stud
BBW - Big Bouncing Woman
BCNU - Be seeing you
BDG – Big d**ked guy
BFN - Bye for now Also: Big F***ing N**ger
BOHIC – Bend over here it comes
BRB - Be Right Back
BSOD - Blue Screen of Death, a computer crash.
BTBB - Born yo Be Bad
BTDT - Been There Done That
BTW - By the Way
BYOH - Bat you on the head

CFV - Call for votes
CRS – Can’t remember s**t
CU - See you
CUL - See you Later
CUL8R - See you later
C2C – C**t to c**t or c**k to c**k

DN - Dark Net, a network of hacked, "Zombie" computers used for illegal ends."
DYJHIW - Don't you just hate it when...
DYS? – Do you suck

E or X - Ecstasy
EG - Evil grin
ETLA - Extended three letter acronym

F&R - F**k and Run
F2F - Face to face
FAQ - Frequently Asked Question
FFS - For F***ing Sake
FUBAR – F***ed up beyond all recognition
FOAD – F*** off and Die
FWIW - For what it's worth
FYA - For your amusement
FYI - For your information

G - Grin
GA - Go ahead
GBH - Great back hug
GBH&K - Great back hug & kiss
GILF - Girl I'd Like to F**k (Used by Pedophiles seeing female victims)
GR&D - Grinning, running & ducking
GYPO - Get Your Pants Off

H - Hug
HB - Hug back
HH - Holding hands
HHOJ/K - Ha Ha, Only Joking/Kidding
HHOS - Ha Ha, Only Serious
HIWTH - Hate it when that happens
HI-5 – H.I.V.

IAE - In any event
IANAL - I am not a lawyer
IBN - I'm Buck Naked!
IDK - I don't know
IMO – In my orifice
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO - In my not so humble opinion
IMO - In my opinion
IOM _ I Open Mouth (An invitation for cyber or real life oral sex)
IOW - In other words
IRL - In Real Life
IWSN - I Want Sex Now
IYKWIM - If you know what I mean

JB - Jail Bate (underage) / Jew Baiter
JAM - Just a Minute
JASE - Just another system error
J/K - Just kidding / Jacking (As in masturbation)
JO or J/O - Jacking Off

K - Kiss
KOD - Kiss Of Death
KOF - Keep on Fu**ing
KB - Kiss back
KOTC - Kiss on the cheek
KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
KFY - Kiss For You

L8R - Later
L - Laugh
LMAO - Laughing my a** off
LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
LOL - Laughs Out Loud Also: Licks on Labia
LYLAB/S - Love You Like A Brother/Sister
LMIRL - Let's Meet in Real Life

MALWARE - MALicious SoftWARE
METH – Crystal methamphetamine
MILF – Mother I’d like to f**k
MORF - Male or female
MOTAS - Members of the appropriate sex
MOTOS - Members of the opposite sex
MOTSS - Members of the same sex
MUD - Multi User Dungeon

N2N - Not Tonight
NIFOC - Naked in Front of Computer
NINE – 9 millimeter handgun
NFW - No F***ing way
NRN - No reply necessary
NSN - Need Sex Now
NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know That

OBER – Old big enormous rod
OBTW - Oh, by the way
OIC - Oh, I see

OMG – Old men’s goodies
OTOH - On the other hand
OTT - Over the Top
PD - Public domain
PHAT – Pretty hot and tempting

P911 - Parent Alert
PAW - Parents Are Watching
PAL - Parents Are Listening
PLOS – Parents looking over shoulder
POS - Parents looking over shoulder
PTL - Praise the Lord
PMJI - Pardon me, Jumping in (when you interrupt a conversation)
PMFJI - Pardon me for jumping in (same as above)
PIR - Parent In Room
PITA - Pain in the a**
POTC - Peck on the cheek

RC - "Recular Cut" slang for Circumcised.
REHI - Hello again
RFD - Request for discussion

RMHB – Ride me hard baby
ROTFL - Rolling on the Floor Laughing (also ROFL)
ROTFLMAO - Roll on the floor laughing my a** off
RSN - Real soon now
RTFM - Read The F***ing Manual
RUOK - Are you OK?

S - Smile
SB - Smiles back
SITD - Still in the dark
SIG - Shorthand for the NAZI salute, Sig Heil
SNAFU - Situation normal, all Fucked up
SO - Significant other
SOL - Shit outta luck
SorG - Straight or Gay
SS - "Sword Swallower" a sexual reference
STFU - Shut the F*** Up
SW - Shareware
SYD - So's Your Dad
SYL - See you later
SYM - So's your Mom

TARFU - Things are really f***ed up
TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
TGIF - Thank God it's Friday
TIA - Thanks in advance
TIC - Tongue in cheek
TLA - Three letter acronym
TNX - Thanks
TNX 1.0E6 - Thanks a million
TTFN - Ta Ta for Now
TTYL - Talk to You Later

UFIA - Unsolicited Finger in the Anus
UFIP - Unsolicited Finger in the P***y
UFIU - Unsolicited Finger in the Urethra (Not actually possible, but a common Gay fantasy)

VEG - Very evil grin
VES - Very evil smile
VWG - Very wicked grin
VWS - Very wicked smile
W - Wink
WG - Wicked grin
WRT - With regard to (also with respect to)
WTF - What the Foobar?
WTH - What the hell
WTHDTM - What the hell does that mean
WAREZ - Software that's been stolen, illegal software

YKYBOTLW - You know you've been on-line too long when...
YAH / YAW - You're a Whore
YR, Y/R - Yeah, Right