Maybe we're just jaded because
we use both Macs and PCs everyday to run MethodShop.com, but the Microsoft operating
system sucks. It's full of holes, unstable and requires a massive support
center in India to help maintain just a stupid email account.
And somebody please tell me why my PC is a magnet for spyware and
has more viruses than an overworked bi-sexual Thai hooker. Meanwhile
my
PowerMac G5 has only froze once or twice this past year and doesn't even
know what a virus is, let alone gotten one.
Anyway, here's Bill Gates having to deal with his own
crappy software repeatedly crashing on him live on stage. Enjoy!
This
video is from a live demonstration of Windows 98. In the middle
of the demonstration, the infamous Microsoft Blue
Screen of Death (BSOD) makes an appearance much to the delight
of the audience. Gates and his fellow presenter try to make light
of the crash, but it's a tough recovery, even in front of a loyal
Microsoft crowd. There's not much to say when you are telling
the world how good your software is and it crashes. It's nice
to know that even Bill Gates has to deal with his own crappy
software sometimes.
What
I can't get over is how many times this has happened to poor
old Billionaire Bill. Can someone get this guy a system that
works? I know the typical response to that, especially from you
Mac guys, is "what do you expect, Windows sucks." Windows does
have a tendency to live up to its reputation for suckitude, but
that still doesn't explain why so many presentations like this
one (live on the Conan O'Brien show during the CES in Vegas)
blow up in his face. Who sets these things up? Is there any kind
of testing that goes on beforehand or do they just have a sound-check
guy plug in the PC ten minutes before the show, pat Bill on the
ass, and send him on his way to embarrassment and eternal internet
mockery?
Paris
Hilton Hotel Movie Review Paris
Hilton is a hard parting rich girl who's family owns the Hilton Hotel
empire. But she's now a XXX movie star. Here's an in-depth review of
her amateur performance.
The Adventures of Prince Achmed The Adventures of Prince Achmed is so rich with wild imagination, you will forget your are watching animated paper cutouts in a silent film made a century ago. Someday this film will get the recognition it richly deserves.
Paris
Hilton vs. Lacey Underall Put
on an anti-viral panty liner and let the battle between the
spoiled rich blonde bitches begin! It's Paris Hilton, heiress
to the Hilton Hotel empire vs Lacey Underall from the movie
Caddyshack.
Cobra
Island Rave The
plot of Cobra Island Rave is almost as loose as the girls. He-Man
and Lion-o are looking for chicks at the Cobra Island Rave and
it's a wild night. Snarf is on ecstasy. Zartan is in the DJ booth
and Shaggy is shagging someone else's girlfriend (guess who)
next to Beavis and Butt-Head by the urinals.
Kumar:
My 88 Year Old Best Friend This
film provides a unique window into the fascinating and unlikely
friendship between eighty-eight year old cult film icon Kumar Pallana
(The Terminal, Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore) and thirty-year old
indie label proprietor Dave Brown.
Computers
in Movies: Fact vs Fiction
Why are
movie computers always more powerful, full of special features and
can do anything in the matter of seconds? Here's a list of everything
that's wrong with how computers are used in the movies.
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Paris
Hilton is a hard parting rich girl who's family owns the Hilton Hotel
empire. But she's now a XXX movie star. Here's an in-depth review of
her amateur performance. 
The Adventures of Prince Achmed is so rich with wild imagination, you will forget your are watching animated paper cutouts in a silent film made a century ago. Someday this film will get the recognition it richly deserves.
Put
on an anti-viral panty liner and let the battle between the
spoiled rich blonde bitches begin! It's Paris Hilton, heiress
to the Hilton Hotel empire vs Lacey Underall from the movie
Caddyshack. 
The
plot of Cobra Island Rave is almost as loose as the girls. He-Man
and Lion-o are looking for chicks at the Cobra Island Rave and
it's a wild night. Snarf is on ecstasy. Zartan is in the DJ booth
and Shaggy is shagging someone else's girlfriend (guess who)
next to Beavis and Butt-Head by the urinals.
This
film provides a unique window into the fascinating and unlikely
friendship between eighty-eight year old cult film icon Kumar Pallana
(The Terminal, Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore) and thirty-year old
indie label proprietor Dave Brown.
